You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
