You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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