She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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