nut hugger
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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