found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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