I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Do plants get herpes?
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