Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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