I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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