Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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