I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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