Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize
