How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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