you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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