Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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