"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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