he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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