It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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