ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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