She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I am one with the molecules
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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