ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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