hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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