I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
