Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My vagina is officially offended.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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