He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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