Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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