it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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