You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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