i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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