Kiss
Puke
That reminds me...we need to get swords
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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