Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
cat food counts as protein by the way
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
