i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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