the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Randomize
