I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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