You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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