Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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