There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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