I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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