cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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