I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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