I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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