We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
