I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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