Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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