i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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