I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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