On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He has the fingertips of a God
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