she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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