I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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