I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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