You're a womanizer and a bitch.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
