could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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