Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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